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A magazine filled with hooters, cooters, tutors and computers
You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)
Hottiez by ShamWow Guy July 19, 2009

Joyce Hotel

An old-school hotel in downtown Portland - next to the seemingly-famous Powell's books.

The hotel features a very nice, positive staff and has private rooms as well as shared dormitory-style rooms. The prices range from 17$ to 42$ a night. If you stay at the hotel for more than a month, they will cut you a small deal on paying rent weekly. The rooms are of varying quality. In order to have a guest, you need to pay an additional 7.50$ a night.

The most notable characteristic of the Joyce Hotel is those that live there.

The hotel contains truly crazy people getting their bills paid by SSI, male and female prostitutes, bums, criminals, junkies, drug-dealers, COMPLETE losers in general, sex offenders that can't get a place anywhere else, and the occassional couple staying a night - it's not uncommon for a person to be more than one of these things.
The restrooms are trashed regularly, ranging from graffiti to a feces party.

The garbage receptacles are rummaged often for cans.

It's not uncommon to see the police

Two people have died from drug-overdose within the last thirty days of me being here - that I know of.

People you don't know will try to come into your room, and those same people will knock on your door and try to talk to you. If you're about to leave your room and someone can hear you, it's not uncommon for them to wait and see who is leaving said room. People will come and see if your door is unlocked as soon as you leave. If you leave your door open for a draft, or whatever - people WILL try to look into your room.

If you are going to stay at the Joyce Hotel for an extended period of time, I strongly recommend befriending NO ONE, and to not talk to anyone unless you absolutely have to. I promise if you talk to someone too many times you'll find them knocking on your door all the time.

Don't stay here if you are a single girl/woman.

I was date-raped by a neighbor I still have to see.

Don't stay here if you have kids.

I don't really recommend staying more than a night.

Don't buy weed from room 415 at the Joyce Hotel, and trust me - they'll probably still be there regardless of when you read this.
Joyce Hotel by jfjfjfjfjf November 16, 2011

Underground Air Raid

A pure racist and/or rapist. Its like eating an Indian, Japanesse, Thai, Mexican burrito while hungover packed with gummy worms, spoiled beans and marsh mellows that are 3years past the expiration date. Vomit inducer.....Look up the definition of "Air Raid" and let your imagination flow. Ever wish you had that magic "wand" that makes everything disappear? Well that would come in handy in an Underground Air Raid....
Best pal Randy says " Here you are little girl...another beer?"
Lindsay-"I just had one beer who wants to do me?!?!!!Opps, I have HIV! But OH well!!!"
Fred-"I am so ready to have sex with you!!"
Lindsay-"Sounds great! Like OMG!"
Fred- "I would like to introduce the underground air raid...mmmhhhmmm"
Best pal Randy says "Don't sink in, we may not see you EVER again...not a big loss anyways, just sayin."
Fred- "Sweetheart I never got your name"

bring down

- noun

a person who is giving off negative vibes during an otherwise positive time

a pesimest trying to rain on one's parade

debbie downer
"that Ben guy was a real BRING DOWN. He just sat there like an idiot while I tried to get the party started."

"stop being a BRING DOWN and let's go!!! The bar is going to be crawling with cougars...and I know how much you like cougars!"
bring down by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

Frohmunda Cheese 

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.
K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.
Reitano by TheJDD December 10, 2012
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