Reitano

N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.

K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.

by TheJDD December 10, 2012

reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

Joe reitano

Hydrogen bomb

That kid is a joe reitano

by SenseiChase May 8, 2018

octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

by Kiv August 9, 2018

rentanoia

The nagging feeling that, no matter what, you're getting screwed over by the car rental company.

Eddy: There! I used my Air Miles, so instead of this car rental costing me $350, I'll only have to pay the tax.

Car rental gal: Okay, with the additional driver, booster sear, and taxes, that'll be... $351.

Eddy: I got a bad feeling about this... must be the rentanoia.

by ed pluribus unum August 20, 2010

Reitan

Is the hottest family name ever. Every Reitan member is unique, beautiful, attractive and cool. Reitan is both artistic and business wise.

You are so cool, you must be a Reitan!

by reit September 29, 2011

reimanoschl

Ein Mann/Frau die dank seiner Instinkte und scharfen denken, leicht zur Vermögen kommt und es dann für Vergnügen ausgibt

Du bist ja so ein reimanoschl.

by BugarDynasty April 25, 2025