Reitano

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N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.

K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.

Reitano by TheJDD December 10, 2012

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reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

reitano by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

Related Words

reitano • Joe reitano • reimanoschl • Reitan • rentanoia • octicular rectanosis • Reita Toritsuka

Joe reitano

Hydrogen bomb

That kid is a joe reitano

Joe reitano by SenseiChase May 8, 2018

octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

octicular rectanosis by Kiv August 9, 2018

rentanoia

The nagging feeling that, no matter what, you're getting screwed over by the car rental company.

Eddy: There! I used my Air Miles, so instead of this car rental costing me $350, I'll only have to pay the tax.

Car rental gal: Okay, with the additional driver, booster sear, and taxes, that'll be... $351.

Eddy: I got a bad feeling about this... must be the rentanoia.

rentanoia by ed pluribus unum August 20, 2010

Reitan

Is the hottest family name ever. Every Reitan member is unique, beautiful, attractive and cool. Reitan is both artistic and business wise.

You are so cool, you must be a Reitan!

Reitan by reit September 29, 2011

reimanoschl

Ein Mann/Frau die dank seiner Instinkte und scharfen denken, leicht zur Vermögen kommt und es dann für Vergnügen ausgibt

Du bist ja so ein reimanoschl.

reimanoschl by BugarDynasty April 25, 2025

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026