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A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc.

The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian Root (10MG), and L-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation.

With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "energy drink" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or Monster. Purple Stuff contains no caffeine.

The drink comes in three flavors. A grape flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor.

The valerian root can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in grape. The lemon-lime is surprisingly smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between.

The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy alternative drinks such as this.
Purple Stuff comes in purple and white 16OZ cans. The can itself is packaged to appeal to nerdy, pseudo drug-users. Most people have too much shame to actually drink it, and others would probably feel embarassed holding it in the store. All of which is too bad, as some professional text and a dark-colored can would make this could-be, legitimate drink accessible.

Yes. You can drink two or three of these and catch a buzz.
Here are some things to keep in mind and try for optimal results.

- Drink Purple Stuff after not sleeping for 24 (+) hours.
- Drink Purple Stuff on an empty stomach.
- Drink Purple Stuff after a meal.
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are well-rested and sober
- Drink Purple Stuff and smoke a bowl of weed.
- Drink Purple Stuff then drink a 16OZ energy drink
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are happy
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are anxious
- Drink Purple Stuff when down/depressed for any reason
- Drink Purple Stuff and go straight to bed
- Drink Purple Stuff and meditate
- Drink Purple Stuff and play video games

Purple Stuff can be purchased with food stamps, though it has "vitamins and supplements" in it - a reason energy drinks such as Monster and Rockstar aren't accessible by such means.
by jfjfjfjfjf October 6, 2011
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The intentional, or unintentional deficit of sleep due to various circumstances.

Side effects include; drowsiness, an excitable / giggly demeanor, chapped lips, muscle cramps from basic movement, delusion, diarrhea, irregularity in appetite, becoming more visuospatial (extra-gangster as another definition put it), impatience (which can lead you to be more critical of smaller details as another definition expresses), loss of water in face - which can make some more prone to blemishes, palour, dark circles under eyes, psychotic breaks, grandiose entrepreneurial ideas, fainting, brushes of genius, undergoing a series of events similar to that of Fight Club, headaches, weight loss, general feelings of uncertainty, increased sensitivity to audio and visual stimulation, impairing of short-term memory, tip-of-the-tongue sensation, poor blood circulation... the list can go on.
I love to promote sleep deprivation and make beats on my laptop. The whole thing is kind of a grab-bag though and you're going to get just as many negative effects as positive. Diarrhea is always a guarantee for me, personally.
by jfjfjfjfjf August 9, 2011
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While in thought, whether it's in conversation, or in your head - you say one sentence, and then from that sentence you move to a topic that is slightly if not barely relevant.

Jumping can be common conversational flow for schizophrenics, or someone under the influence of drugs.
I went to the auto dealership to buy a car and I saw one I really liked that was red - kind of like the wagon I rode when I was a little kid. I remember having a friend who would ride it with me but sometimes he was mean like how some people can be when you ask them for a cigarette. I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I did hear nicotine is more addictive than heroin like that movie with that guy from Thirty Seconds to Mars. I remember seeing one of their music videos and it had a lot of cinematic elements. If I tried to direct a movie I would work to push all boundaries of theatrics. Do you ever think two or more states will combine their boundaries to become one larger state? I can't imagine what would have to go on politically for that to happen. I consider myself fairly conservative to be honest. I don't really care for liberals trying to make everything okay like gay marriage. I think there are two kinds of gay people; people that are born that way and people that are gay because their minds are corrupt. Now, that I think about it, corruption is starting to make me think of communism. Oh, yeah - so I put a down payment on that red car I liked.

I need to take it easy on this blunt. If I keep jumping in my head I'm going to have a panic attack.
by jfjfjfjfjf August 9, 2011
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Not to be confused with the endearing term nigga.

A nigger is a very obnoxious person, to say the least. A nigger is someone that is disrespectful, disinterested in the well-being of others, lying often for their own benefit, unaware of personal boundaries, often a theif, often loud, often more visuospatial or primal than you are (they may interpret things you say very literally - often at a disadvantage to the conversation, perceiving insults that aren't there), willing to rape, willing to point a gun in your face and mug you (this is outside of what may be necessary with drug-dealing, because business is business), etc.

A nigger is essentially an all-around terrible person - this can be facilitated or created by drug use, but not necessarily.

A nigger is no more a black person than it is someone of any other color / race / ethnicity - however you'd like to go about it.
My friend and I drove through Cleveland and got our car stolen at a pay-and-park by a nigger posing as an attendant.

I have to pay 50$ for an application fee, and I may not even be approved? What a nigger-move on their part.

Though I've enlightened you with today's definition of nigger, many people aren't, and never will be, emotionally-mature enough to handle it.
by jfjfjfjfjf August 9, 2011
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An old-school hotel in downtown Portland - next to the seemingly-famous Powell's books.

The hotel features a very nice, positive staff and has private rooms as well as shared dormitory-style rooms. The prices range from 17$ to 42$ a night. If you stay at the hotel for more than a month, they will cut you a small deal on paying rent weekly. The rooms are of varying quality. In order to have a guest, you need to pay an additional 7.50$ a night.

The most notable characteristic of the Joyce Hotel is those that live there.

The hotel contains truly crazy people getting their bills paid by SSI, male and female prostitutes, bums, criminals, junkies, drug-dealers, COMPLETE losers in general, sex offenders that can't get a place anywhere else, and the occassional couple staying a night - it's not uncommon for a person to be more than one of these things.
The restrooms are trashed regularly, ranging from graffiti to a feces party.

The garbage receptacles are rummaged often for cans.

It's not uncommon to see the police

Two people have died from drug-overdose within the last thirty days of me being here - that I know of.

People you don't know will try to come into your room, and those same people will knock on your door and try to talk to you. If you're about to leave your room and someone can hear you, it's not uncommon for them to wait and see who is leaving said room. People will come and see if your door is unlocked as soon as you leave. If you leave your door open for a draft, or whatever - people WILL try to look into your room.

If you are going to stay at the Joyce Hotel for an extended period of time, I strongly recommend befriending NO ONE, and to not talk to anyone unless you absolutely have to. I promise if you talk to someone too many times you'll find them knocking on your door all the time.

Don't stay here if you are a single girl/woman.

I was date-raped by a neighbor I still have to see.

Don't stay here if you have kids.

I don't really recommend staying more than a night.

Don't buy weed from room 415 at the Joyce Hotel, and trust me - they'll probably still be there regardless of when you read this.
by jfjfjfjfjf November 16, 2011
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