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Since you guys are so fond of Ron White, here's a saying of his that captures exactly the way I feel about what most of you idjits here have accomplished...which is simply shootin' off your mouth.

"I had the RIGHT...to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY".

Someone here actually made sense when he said that Texas is more Western than Southern, regardless of it's position on the US map, or the fact that the majority live in the Eastern half of it.

And to the asshole that said, "We (Mexicans) were here before you "wetbacks" came from Europe, I have this to say; if you feel slighted because most of us got to cross in SHIPS instead of dying in the back of an enclosed truck full of carbon monoxide 'cause one of your vatos says it's "okay", i'm truly sorry you had such a bad experience sneaking into my state, and we'd be more than happy to ship you anywhere you like, along with your other "Southern" brothers and sisters who keep invading our country illegaly through any means possible. And FYI Jose, MY people were here way before YOUR people were a gleam in a Spaniards eye! Wanna play Indians and Mexicans again?

I love Texas, because it's home, not because of some misguided Southern Pride. In my mind it's about time to find another place to build an Alamo, like around Houston.
Illegal Alien: Viva la whatever it takes to over-run the US!

Texan: American by BIRTH...Texan by the grace of GOD!

Andrews County, Texas P.D. call in: "License check please...Jose Porfirio Rodriguez, WHITE MALE!"

Why do we catch flak for being "politically uncorrect", when even the cops can't tell what they are? Enuf said.
texas by NativeTexan November 9, 2008
This is usually found on women's lower back region and is a acronym for lower back tattoo.
Dude look at that guy over there on the beach, he must be gay he has a LBT!
LBT by DallasMia January 5, 2009

Veronika 

She is a great girl who likes to eat drawing board sponge for breakfast.
A: Is Veronika okay?
B: No, she ate sponge again.
Veronika by AGG97 November 22, 2021

photo debt

Often occurs when you use words to describe an activity on a web forum, one whose users typically relate better to photos.

By posting, you have "gotten it (the topic) off of your chest," so to speak. However, other, perhaps, less intelligent forum users - accustomed to photos, instead of words - express their discontent, causing you to feel an obligaton to edit the post, include photos and undergo all the work that might entail
I have a photo debt running on the car forum I use. I described my work on three different car projects, but the wording was too complicated for most of the forum users to grasp and they told me so. Therefore, if I wish to stay in the good graces of the forum, I am in a "photo debt" to them until I provide photos of the projects I described
photo debt by HonkusSeized June 26, 2007
Albuquerque, the main city in the nmwasteland
We're representing Burque, the 505, up here in this hizzouse! A shout out to yall in Burque missing out on this! Wooooooo!
burque by Tomsoma March 22, 2003
Tumpul keatas.Tajam kebawah
20202
20202 by V.411 September 12, 2026
(Strong sexual desire disorder) this is when u feel horny but like wayyy too much
Omg i have serious ssdd its ridiculous i need to hook up with someone
SSDD by Slangsdefeo May 15, 2018
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