Fuck Receptor

The fishy orafice found between the legs of slag.

Yeahh, whack that spam javelin into my swelling fuck receptor.

Fuck Receptor by Peezno April 17, 2004

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Linoleum

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.

There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.

Linoleum by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008

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wifepocalypse

the fallout from asking your wife for a pass out after work on a friday for beer "with the lads".

Rob: "Hey Barb, a few of the guys are getting together for a few... oh... oh OK. *hangs up*. Shit, sorry guys. Just got an earful of wifepocalypse. I can't make it."

Mike: "Gay."

Dave: "Gay."

wifepocalypse by d_b_t January 22, 2010

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Fuhlola

A girl constantly blamed for doing drugs and/or being high when she actually just had too much Mt. Dew and candy bars.

Ugh... why is she doing the Hokey Pokey in the parking lot? Ugh. She must be on something.

No... she's just a Fuhlola.

Fuhlola by Fuhlola July 5, 2009

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Butt locker

A male or female whose butthole is like a succubus. It locks the souls of the penises that penetrate it.

That guy from grinder was a total butt locker

Butt locker by Buttstuff93 July 10, 2018

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Stinky

your endearing and kind father who you love very much

T : "Ay Stinky, I'm home!"

Stinky by LeftC April 26, 2021

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The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

The Jordan of by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015

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