linoleum 

A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.

"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"

linoleum by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005

linoleum 

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

linoleum by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

linoleum 

a smooth material that bboys and bgirls use to breakdance on.

Get out your linoleum so we can get down on this break.

linoleum by quad December 6, 2004

Linoleum 

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.

There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.

Linoleum by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008

Linoleum 

A surface material used for floors. Mostly used for bathrooms and kitchens

The carpenter said, "You should probably use linoleum for your bathroom floor."

Linoleum by done............... May 4, 2018

linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007