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linoleum 

A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.
"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"
linoleum by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005
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linoleum 

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
linoleum by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

linoleum 

a smooth material that bboys and bgirls use to breakdance on.
Get out your linoleum so we can get down on this break.
linoleum by quad December 6, 2004

Linoleum 

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.
There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.
Linoleum by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008

Linoleum 

A surface material used for floors. Mostly used for bathrooms and kitchens
The carpenter said, "You should probably use linoleum for your bathroom floor."

linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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