A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

The condition of a guy's phallus after anal intercourse

Fuck Berkeley. B-town actually refers to Bloomington, MINNESOTA. No it is not a hick town. Actually we have a pretty big drug problem, and are damn gangsta (If you don't believe me let me drive you a couple miles up to Lake Street, Minneapolis and we'll see how many holes you come back with...) No, we do not pronounce our a's and o's differently, thats only farther up north. Bloomington is just south of Minneapolis, like i said before, and is the REAL owner of the Mall of America. Not Minneapolis. It's located in Northeast Bloomington and is the largest mall in the country and the 2nd largest in the world. Yeah.. also when we refer to coke or pepsi products we dont say soda we say pop. Not soda-pop. Just pop. I don't know why...that's just how we do.

A furry creature which lives in cadania (underneath canada) drinks maple syrup and will destroy you if you say mayple. they say Maple, Craple, Faple, Mapoopoo and any other term

Nikeesh is best known for his skill playing football.
He is very intelligent and wise.

Nikeesh spends his time wisely and enjoys playing League of Legends.
He has a small group of friends and these people are who he likes to hang with the most.

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