Scatmember

The condition of a guy's phallus after anal intercourse

My next door neighbor asked me to stick it in her naughty place but I respectfully declined for fear of getting scatmember. I hate poop on my dick!

by makookakulkarni October 21, 2009

Shamember

To remember with shame something so embarrassing and it causes you to shudder.

*shudder I just shamembered what I said to that girl when I was black out drunk at that party. So embarrassing! I hate myself.

by Mabus armaggedo August 16, 2017