1. A way of saying the term nigga, usually used by asians or a stupid man.

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

greatest friend a person could ever ask for. funny, cute, and a great kisser. responsible and won't take advantage of anyone. great personality. can be quiet or look stoned, but can laugh a lot if you tickle them in the perfect spot. Any girl would be lucky to have them as a boyfriend

1. noun - the only man in the world to have a guitar whose action is 1/10,000 of an inch. Also reported to have other "attributes" of the same dimension. Wears 80's workout pants and has never actually been heard or seen playing a guitar, yet knows everything about everything. All guitars supposedly touched by Ricco go up in value exponentially. For example, a $200 guitar touched by Ricco is suddenly worth $10,000. Has an army of personal security guards and a multi-million dollar studio...that no one has ever seen.

2. noun - master of being booted off multiple web forums

3. adjective - used to describe one with diahrea of the mouth and constipation of the brain with delusions of grandure whose stories bare no resemblance to the truth. Ex: That was one Ricco story - no one will ever believe it, not even JA.

4. verb: to tell a far-fetched story. Ex: Brave Dave Ricco'd when he said he owned 1,000 vintage Dean guitars.

5. noun - a douchenoodle. Ex: That guy starting fights with everyone over the internet is a real Ricco.

Lukas is an amazing guy. He can be mean at times but, most the time he is a great person with lots of love to give. Lukas is a great soccer player, with a nice dick. He will give you the best dick ever. he deserves some guac guac 9000! has great music taste