Eduardo

Eduardo is a attractive guy but when a girl likes him he will avoid her ass because its to awkward for him. He's also into some weird shit. He can be sweet at times and his smile and laugh are so cute. Know as a background character and a Back Pain Grandpa. He way into his work and can act cool when he needs to be.

Boys: Eduardo is such a Cunt
Girls: He can be weird at times but I find him cute

Eduardo by angela553 September 20, 2017

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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

Scratching one's ass by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

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Shrub Doggin It

To jump over large bushes or step onto a large platform and jump over a tree or bush and try to get the very tip of the tree/bush to just brush by your crotch. So jump with legs wide open and dont try to fall and fail.

Yo, lets go shrub doggin.

He's shrub doggin it.

I hurt my groin after an intense day of shrub doggin it.

Shrub Doggin It by Young Bizzzzle October 11, 2006