Scooter's definitions

nope

The best response to anyone who is trying to argue with you or debate you.

The ultimate comeback; unbeatable.

Dude, this song is horrible. - Shane
Nope. - Scott

by Scooter May 30, 2006

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

clotches

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

by Scooter September 8, 2006

Underscore

The best up and coming hip-hop duo you've ever heard.

Chad Grove. Hooded Bomber. Underscore. Get Familiar.

by Scooter March 6, 2007

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

WWEGSB

A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.

OMG! It's teh Scooter! Let's flame him because that's cool!

by Scooter October 15, 2003