sprinkler

It's when you're with a sexpartner (or alone) and right before you cum you grab a hold of the ceilingfan and spin around while spreading your seed all over the place.

Man 1: Man, I watched a movie with this uptight bitch yesterday.
Man 2: She didn't let you...?
Man 1: No. So i pulled the sprinkler in her livingroom.

sprinkler by Van Houten December 9, 2008

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Nook Wars

An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.

It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.

Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.

Nook Wars by Mushroomer April 4, 2010

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Obstesticle

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

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Jamesism

Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.

Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.

Yo can I sleep in your room tonight, my roommate's Jamesism is flaring up again.

Jamesism by thedrunkenmonkey19 February 28, 2011