Fred: "Dude i'm so bored..."
Nathan: "Why don't you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Fred: *types* "I'm still bored!"
Nathan: "Well type it backwards"
Fred: "I DID BUT I'M STILL BORED! I think i'm going to type zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.
Nathan: *GASP* "DON'T DO IT."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'