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zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

A sign of the brain deteriorating over extreme boredom to the point where you find even more ways to type on the keyboard when you already tried.

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Fred: "Dude i'm so bored..."
Nathan: "Why don't you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Fred: *types* "I'm still bored!"
Nathan: "Well type it backwards"
Fred: "I DID BUT I'M STILL BORED! I think i'm going to type zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.
Nathan: *GASP* "DON'T DO IT."
zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq by Fackem November 28, 2017

zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

when you go left to right on your keyboard
zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

When you are so bored that even typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm can’t fulfill your boredom
Hey what are you doing?
Nothing, I’m just so bored I’m going to type zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq because I can.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026