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A zuigmurk is a particularly unattractive bulky female who still manages to hog the limelight.

The word is Dutch and based on the word 'zuig' (to suck), 'murk' however seems completely fabricated.
Did you see that Celebrity Big Brother with Brigitte Nielsen in it? She's such a zuigmurk!

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Do you know who's the ultimate zuigmurk? Manuela Kemp!
by muigzurk February 04, 2010
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