Homiesexual

When you and your homie have sex but it's not gay because it was satire and you decide to get married for the tax benrfits
Being homiesexual is less gay than being straight, because you're straight enough to fuck a dude and not be gay
by Homiesexuality November 07, 2017
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tijuana abortion

When you stick your dick as far up a pregnant woman's pussy as possible, and proceed to piss into her cervix.
"Dude, just get a Tijuana abortion, it's the kinkiest way to kill a child!"
by Homiesexuality April 20, 2018
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Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth
by Homiesexuality March 19, 2018
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