Homiesexual

When you and your homie have sex but it's not gay because it was satire and you decide to get married for the tax benrfits

Being homiesexual is less gay than being straight, because you're straight enough to fuck a dude and not be gay

by Homiesexuality April 20, 2018

tijuana abortion

When you stick your dick as far up a pregnant woman's pussy as possible, and proceed to piss into her cervix.

"Dude, just get a Tijuana abortion, it's the kinkiest way to kill a child!"

by Homiesexuality May 28, 2018

Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth

My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze

by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018