zsxdcvgbhnjm

When you reach unfathomable levels of boredom, so you start typing the bottom row of your keyboard as if you were playing an ascending chromatic scale on a piano

Friend: Hey, are you down for some pizza tonight?
Me: zsxdcvgbhnjm.
Friend: Get a job, man!

zsxdcvgbhnjm by Badzura March 24, 2025

zsxdcfvgbhnjmk

this is a COMPLETELY random word there is only a 1 in a 1000000000000000000000 chance that you are searching for this there is NO consistent keyboard pattern for this word.
(also you must be REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY bored to find the combination for this)

me:types zsxdcfvgbhnjmk
my friend: bruh.

zsxdcfvgbhnjmk by DarkMuffin666 April 30, 2020

zsxdcfvgbhnjmk l. /'

When you have no life and you mess around typing on your keyboard.

*Slams Keyboard*
Types; zsxdcfvgbhnjmk l. /'

zsxdcfvgbhnjmk l. /' by Joe Mama Ugly or Hot? November 2, 2019

zasxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewq 

When your so fucking bored that your typing in every keyboard combination and trying to find one that Urban Dictionary hasn't defined yet, so you've typed in this only to be disappointed because it has already been defined. Because same.

I'm supposed to be doing my work, but why get good grades? Let me look up zasxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewq.

zasxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewq by imboredtoo April 12, 2019

zsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewqa 

When your so fucking bored you've literally typed fucking everything and then you type zsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewqa and its still a fucking definition.

anonymous individual: surely nobody has typed zsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewqa......K WTF

zsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewqa by Maplesyrupeh June 19, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019