Zpurs are a shoeclipsystem that attach to pretty much anything using a carabiner. They keep your your shoes, trainers, sneakers or other footwear secure and tidy.
Hey! What’s that attached to your shoes?
It’s my zpurs dude!
The sound a vagina makes when it emits fluid, very forcefully, from climaxing, aka "squirting". Zeursh! is particular to a rather audible and loud, intense squirt.
She zeurshed... EVERYWHERE. Linens destroyed - I'm not complaining! Her vagina said ZEURSH!!