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zouhair is a very funny guy with a lot of talent, and whenever he gets to know a girl, the girl will say that his personality and look is very good.

he always keeps his friends entertained with funny jokes and storys
if you want a good man with a good jobb just try to find zouhair ;)
funny

that guy called zouhair is very funny
zouhair by abdikarim April 8, 2019
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The character inspired by the Adam Sandler movie (2008). With his superhuman strength, Zohan is counter terrorist and is loved by his local Israelis. His passion includes cutting and stylin hair, hummus, and of course involving himself in the big bang (i.e sexual intercourse) with women that are rather old.
Zohan by Lil wayne 13 June 12, 2008
An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being, all in one included with mostly the nicest dick around!!

Zouhair has the habit of breaking everything down and making things

complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Zouhair has a great

sense of humor and can always make you laugh. If you didn't spent a night with Zouhair you should blaim yourself of wasting your life. The softness of his holyglory down there is almost magical. Hours feel like seconds when

you're talking to Zouhair. Zouhair is also a stud muffin, being far from Zouhair can

be extremely difficult. Zouhair is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Zouhair will make you smile like a fool and as you speak with him you will melt away into a deep and dark space where everything is only about Zouhair
Look there, he is so hot! He goes Zouhair on his shit!
Zouhair by Hatbwayy March 2, 2017
A cross between Chuck Norris and Borat.
Zohan by youdunmess June 26, 2009
zuhanah means someone who is very careless, nosy and ONLY hangs out with their friends. Everyone around them are invisible. Their world revolves around annoying people.
oh my god you are such a Zuhanah
zuhanah by zuhanah March 15, 2021
A beautiful kitten that loves to play, and will do anything for his humans.Meow he says to the humans... And if the humans are dumb they meow back
Mom- I love you
Zohuan-Meow meow meeeeooow
Mom-awe
Zohuan by Weirdness.com March 7, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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