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Zohan
The character inspired by the Adam Sandler movie (2008). With his superhuman strength, Zohan is counter terrorist and is loved by his local Israelis. His passion includes cutting and stylin hair, hummus, and of course involving himself in the big bang (i.e sexual intercourse) with women that are rather old.
Zohan by Lil wayne 13 June 12, 2008
Zouhair
An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being, all in one included with mostly the nicest dick around!!
Zouhair has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Zouhair has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. If you didn't spent a night with Zouhair you should blaim yourself of wasting your life. The softness of his holyglory down there is almost magical. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Zouhair. Zouhair is also a stud muffin, being far from Zouhair can
be extremely difficult. Zouhair is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Zouhair will make you smile like a fool and as you speak with him you will melt away into a deep and dark space where everything is only about Zouhair
Zouhair has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Zouhair has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. If you didn't spent a night with Zouhair you should blaim yourself of wasting your life. The softness of his holyglory down there is almost magical. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Zouhair. Zouhair is also a stud muffin, being far from Zouhair can
be extremely difficult. Zouhair is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Zouhair will make you smile like a fool and as you speak with him you will melt away into a deep and dark space where everything is only about Zouhair
Zohan
Zohan by youdunmess June 26, 2009
Zohuan
A beautiful kitten that loves to play, and will do anything for his humans.Meow he says to the humans... And if the humans are dumb they meow back
Zohuan by Weirdness.com March 7, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026