Skip to main content
"Divine Body". An ambitious, cold and calculated individual who is destined to do great things. His name comes from the Egyptian ruler of the 3rd dynasty.
Behold, the owner of Saqqara, the son of Khasek and the grat pharaoh of Egypt, Zoser
zoser by Lord Zar November 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
6'7'' badass with a midget sidekick named Ian M.
Josh Zoerhof
Zoerhof by josh zoerhof February 11, 2004
Related Words
zoser • Zoner • zober • ziser • Zoberart • Zobered • zoeria • zoery • zoker • ZoSed

Zoner Boner 

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
Zoner Boner by plz eat me January 20, 2020
Well spoken, sometimes silly but never foolish, liked for his ability, and varied accomplishments, likes his friends to be prompt, A person well-suited to new lands and new faces, must curb impulse to play instead of study, not shy in or out of the spotlight. Extremely friendly
Zoher is able to go up to pretty much anyone and strike up a conversation. Loves to meet new people.
Zoher by nccjoe February 3, 2010
Male arousal resulting from the desire for a P'Zone.
"I have a raging mega-huge p'zoner, let's go to pizza hut."
p'zoner by Christ2000 September 28, 2008
Brittney shin has herpies and needs her zoverax
zoverax by fukskanks January 7, 2010
Zoeria means to give life

Zoeria is a shy kept to her self person and is not really comfortable around new people.. if she knows you she can talk all day

Zoeria can sometimes come off as rude but thats only because she holds in her anger. Zoeria is a pretty, funny, and loveable person who will mess you up if you mess with her friends and dont even let me start about the fashion cause girl shes got it down
Zoeria likes to dress up no matter the day or the weather she will look good
zoeria by Officially.rainbow31 January 4, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next