zosa
Zosa is your greatest dream and your deepest fear. Zosa is tall dark and handsome with a whimsical energy that radiates from them like Chernobyl. He is so fly it makes you wail like a new born baby, nothing will ever compete with Zosa as he is an award winning race horse in human form. Some say Zosa was sent here from an intergalactic force much greater than mere mortals. Zosa will steal your bitch and you will feel the need to apologise.
person 1: Queen look! Here comes Zosa
queen: (Queen proceeds to retire the thrown and drops to knees, pridefully handing the royal title to such a being)
person 2: Whispers in green eyed jealousy. "I want to cry, he's so fly!"
person 3: Zosa thank you for stealing my girl!
person 4: Zosa please kiss my baby!
person 5: gasps
person 6: dies
queen: (Queen proceeds to retire the thrown and drops to knees, pridefully handing the royal title to such a being)
person 2: Whispers in green eyed jealousy. "I want to cry, he's so fly!"
person 3: Zosa thank you for stealing my girl!
person 4: Zosa please kiss my baby!
person 5: gasps
person 6: dies
zosa by personseven77 February 12, 2022
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