Definitions by EJO

zortch 

To destroy with extreme prejudice.

1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.

zortch by EJO December 2, 2003

boogerwhopped 

A way to describe a situation that has gone awry. Oten, in a disgusting or amusing way. First heard while working on a faux-riverboat on the Mississippi circa 1989.

You need to clean the head, it's all boogerwhopped.

boogerwhopped by EJO December 2, 2003