Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity.
I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.
by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005
1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.
by EJO December 2, 2003