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zoolandlord 

Agent for a male model.
I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.
zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.
Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.
Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

zoolander 

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
zoolander by nicoleyy April 10, 2006

zoolander 

an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.
Hey, Derek! I'm little Cletus!
zoolander by dizzz June 17, 2004

Derek Zoolander 

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

zoolander 

THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny
zoolander by chikadee December 23, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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