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The period of time between 2000 and 2009 - by combining the sound Zero and ohs.

Also the time before being pre teenager but after a Zygote.
The zohties were the Golden years for American Conservative malarkey.
He not potty trained yet because he's just a zohty still.
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by Card_Sultan September 03, 2015
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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