zodiak

when you are in a church and you stand on the priest's table with a naked girl, stuff a cross in her pussy hold her arms out and fuck her in the ass.

Man last night i gave Jessica such a good Zodiak she prayed.

zodiak by xAFx Parrot May 14, 2009

zodiak girl 

A Zodiak Girl is a marketing model from an all female promotional company ZodiaK GirlZ that is based in Atlanta. To be a Zodiak Girl, she must be female, ambitious, goal oriented, and forward thinking. She must be approved by the company CEO and be pursuing an LLC, Sole Proprietorship, or 501c3. A Zodiak Girl positively represents all aspects of her sign.

The ZodiaK Girl was in the VIP networking while twerkin'. She is definitely the LIFE OF THE PARTY! Damn She Fine!

zodiak girl by TheOneTrueAngel October 10, 2018

zodiacfluid 

someone who does not identify with their biological birthdate and instead identifies with other combinations of zodiac signs and horoscopes

He claims to be zodiacfluid but he's just trying to change his legally change his birth date so he can buy alcohol

zodiacfluid by qynnkeller November 18, 2018

The best zodiac sign 

Every zodiac signs are great because:
1. Those videos about zodiac signs DON'T define your personality.
2. Nobody is the best since we all do different things that effect things in a different way.
Also lets be honest. You searched this to see if it is your zodiac sign or not right? Well I also did that to see if it is Aquarius or not-
Anyways, every zodiac sign is good in their own way so they are all great!

The best zodiac sign is non.

The best zodiac sign by IShipLukanetteAndIDontCare May 30, 2021

zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

zodiac killer by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

Zodiac signs 

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

Zodiac signs by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

Zodiac Killer by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016