by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020
Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I
Guy 2:dump her
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I
Guy 2:dump her
by Stinkyboy69 February 10, 2021
by will this show up 5 years l8r March 18, 2021
14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself
by Fizzzyy August 27, 2021
Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.
Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.
by I’mAFuckingAquarius March 22, 2021
by FBIVAN June 7, 2021