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When you off the mf dab pen
“dawg i’m off the zoinkys right now”
zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019

zinkydoink 

It's a term for a certain type of stuff with no agreed-upon parameters, which can be used to describe literally anything given the proper context.
"Can video games be art?"
"Let me ask a different question. Can video games be zinkydoink?"
zinkydoink by Pseudonymjjj January 19, 2019
Describes an extremely hot person; another word for gorgeous or hot
"Wow, he is a complete zinky."
zinky by Brandi Rayne January 3, 2008
an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed
Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!
zwinky by cecedefs February 7, 2015

Zwinky Ho 

Young tween and teen girls who dress in slutty revealing clothing. Many of the Zwinky Avatars are advertised wearing micro denim mini skirts, Daisy Duke Shorts and plenty of bling. That commercial with the disco music where they are dancing and prancing around. The
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Gwen look.
At the mall and airport you see plenty of underage girls wearing micro skirts, short shorts, hooker rap around the ankle and calf sandals. With plenty of bling like anklets.
It's look but don't touch type of girls.
Destiny Cicada is an aspiring 15 year old hottie who dresses like a Zwinky Ho wearing micro denim miniskirts without any panties.
Zwinky Ho by Zippyjet, January 1, 2009
A website that lags the hell outta your pc if you have more than two other programs up.
It's full of Mexicans, emos, and children as well.
#1. Eleven year old fwd text: Omg u guyz i cant wait to get on zwinky 2nite. My user iz hotgurl423724234424

#2. Emo: Omgeh, muh boyfriend on Zwinky broke up with me. /// Wrists. :((((

#3. Mexican: Omqqq . Dis ZwInKy shiiit , iht 's soh much funn. !! <3 (;
Zwinky by Rosalieee. September 26, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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