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When you off the mf dab pen
ā€œdawg i’m off the zoinkys right nowā€
zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019

zinkydoink 

It's a term for a certain type of stuff with no agreed-upon parameters, which can be used to describe literally anything given the proper context.
"Can video games be art?"
"Let me ask a different question. Can video games be zinkydoink?"
zinkydoink by Pseudonymjjj January 19, 2019
Describes an extremely hot person; another word for gorgeous or hot
"Wow, he is a complete zinky."
zinky by Brandi Rayne January 3, 2008
an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed
Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!
zwinky by cecedefs February 7, 2015

Zwinky Ho 

Young tween and teen girls who dress in slutty revealing clothing. Many of the Zwinky Avatars are advertised wearing micro denim mini skirts, Daisy Duke Shorts and plenty of bling. That commercial with the disco music where they are dancing and prancing around. The
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Gwen look.
At the mall and airport you see plenty of underage girls wearing micro skirts, short shorts, hooker rap around the ankle and calf sandals. With plenty of bling like anklets.
It's look but don't touch type of girls.
Destiny Cicada is an aspiring 15 year old hottie who dresses like a Zwinky Ho wearing micro denim miniskirts without any panties.
Zwinky Ho by Zippyjet, January 1, 2009
A website that lags the hell outta your pc if you have more than two other programs up.
It's full of Mexicans, emos, and children as well.
#1. Eleven year old fwd text: Omg u guyz i cant wait to get on zwinky 2nite. My user iz hotgurl423724234424

#2. Emo: Omgeh, muh boyfriend on Zwinky broke up with me. /// Wrists. :((((

#3. Mexican: Omqqq . Dis ZwInKy shiiit , iht 's soh much funn. !! <3 (;
Zwinky by Rosalieee. September 26, 2010