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Zituation 

When one is having an unfortunate situation involving facial acne. This situation can last days, weeks, months or years.
As I was popping one of twenty zits on my face, I turned to my friend, Jacqueline, and said, "I can't go to this party when I'm in the middle of this horrible zituation!"

zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face
You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.
zituation by jkkkkkkk December 22, 2008
It means to mate with another human
Example: He zinctioned Ava
zinction by Zinction May 10, 2018

Zituation 

A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...

Zit Pimple}
Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?

Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.
Zituation by The seeker!! December 19, 2008

Zituation 

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face
You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.
Zituation by Jacqueline Kemp January 22, 2009

Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre 

From 'Beyonce and Jay-Z. The decision to exhibit a Beyonce and Jay-Z's artwork/video at the world-renowned Louvre Museum of Paris, France.
The slogan "Black is Beautiful" owed its existence to the ethnocentric 'Weltanschauung' or worldview that has been characterized by what A. Cesaire calls "European reductionism." Louvre's commercial decision is an advertisement that has elevated the African-American celeb couple to the same status as Da Vinci, thereby acknowledging that "Black is Beautiful."
"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre: Make Black Beautiful Again" (by Zekeh Gbotokuma)
"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is, to some extent, a "Mea Culpa" confession. Through it, France (and the western world in general) is correcting and overcoming Eurocentrism and obsolete pseudo-scientific theories that have ostracized Africa and reduced Africans to second-class humans and cosmocitizens. The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is one of the best possible ways of practicing the French republican ideals of LIBERTE, EGALITE & FRATERNITE" (Z. Gbotokuma).