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zipk by sakurax100 April 29, 2020
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zipkid
a conceptual program idea similar to zipcar, except for getting access to a car, you get to have a kid for a day and once you get annoyed and fed up, you can return the kid to where you got it.
this is designed for people who are unsure about becoming full-time parents, kind of like a no-money down trial.
this is designed for people who are unsure about becoming full-time parents, kind of like a no-money down trial.
"i've really been feeling like i wish i had a kid..."
"well, just go to zipkid and try one out. i'm sure after an hour you will be over it..."
"well, just go to zipkid and try one out. i'm sure after an hour you will be over it..."
zipkid by bubs n hollywood February 19, 2009
zipknocked
When you go out and spend a few thousand on some green bud only to get home without weighing it and seeing a big lump of that shit missin out of it. Thats when you got to tell dred that next mans been zipknocking you and you got to zipknock him back.
zipknocked by cHrMe TcH 9 @Blaah! April 9, 2005
zipknocked
boy:'let me out of here, i'm zipknocked'
guy:'are you high yet?'
guys friend:'stop hoggin the joint and let me have some, i'm still zipknocked
guys friend:'stop zipknocking me man, i'm a grown man, i know what i'm doing. FUCK YOU!'
after little micky got taken away from his young single mother who had just been found out by social services to be on crack and had strong addictions, they zipknocked her from seeing her son again. little micky got used to the feelings of zipknocking at a young age. He knew he would neve do anything to zipknock his children away from him.
kid:'FUCKS SAKE MUM, WHY I AM I GETTING ZIPKNOCKED ALL THE TIME?, I CAN NEVER GO ANYWHERE!!'
mum:'WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ZIPKNOCKED THAT MUCH AS YOU GET OLDER, AND WHEN YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH, WE WONT ZIPKNOCK YOU ONE BIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!'
guy:'are you high yet?'
guys friend:'stop hoggin the joint and let me have some, i'm still zipknocked
guys friend:'stop zipknocking me man, i'm a grown man, i know what i'm doing. FUCK YOU!'
after little micky got taken away from his young single mother who had just been found out by social services to be on crack and had strong addictions, they zipknocked her from seeing her son again. little micky got used to the feelings of zipknocking at a young age. He knew he would neve do anything to zipknock his children away from him.
kid:'FUCKS SAKE MUM, WHY I AM I GETTING ZIPKNOCKED ALL THE TIME?, I CAN NEVER GO ANYWHERE!!'
mum:'WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ZIPKNOCKED THAT MUCH AS YOU GET OLDER, AND WHEN YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH, WE WONT ZIPKNOCK YOU ONE BIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!'
zipknocked by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005