zipknocked 

When you go out and spend a few thousand on some green bud only to get home without weighing it and seeing a big lump of that shit missin out of it. Thats when you got to tell dred that next mans been zipknocking you and you got to zipknock him back.

I'm gonna zipknock that mothafucka out big time.

zipknocked by cHrMe TcH 9 @Blaah! April 9, 2005

zipknocked 

the feeling of restraint, tied back, not fully received, held away, kept from

boy:'let me out of here, i'm zipknocked'

guy:'are you high yet?'
guys friend:'stop hoggin the joint and let me have some, i'm still zipknocked


guys friend:'stop zipknocking me man, i'm a grown man, i know what i'm doing. FUCK YOU!'


after little micky got taken away from his young single mother who had just been found out by social services to be on crack and had strong addictions, they zipknocked her from seeing her son again. little micky got used to the feelings of zipknocking at a young age. He knew he would neve do anything to zipknock his children away from him.


kid:'FUCKS SAKE MUM, WHY I AM I GETTING ZIPKNOCKED ALL THE TIME?, I CAN NEVER GO ANYWHERE!!'
mum:'WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ZIPKNOCKED THAT MUCH AS YOU GET OLDER, AND WHEN YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH, WE WONT ZIPKNOCK YOU ONE BIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!'

zipknocked by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005

ziplocked 

fresh

"That nukka Tame One is ziplocked to death."
JaMarcus "How's dem trees?"
Keith "They ziplocked, bro."

ziplocked by manormonkey? November 27, 2009

ziplocked 

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked

That phone is ziplocked

ziplocked by Tylerton May 10, 2014

ziplocked 

The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.

My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.

ziplocked by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009