zititaiks Share definition Flag The act of peeing and the stream of pee is cut in two streams and the pee gets everywhere. Guy1-bro I just went pee and and I zititaiked all over the floor. Guy2-dude that's called zititaiks zititaiks by codythegreek February 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the zititaiks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch