zhevastian 

zhevastian is an amazing, loveable person, he just doesn't know it. He might accidentally hurt you by joking, but he is a thoughtful, caring person who is always by your side when you need him. He's the type of person who it's easy to be around and will always make you laugh. He has a charming, glowing, gorgeous smile that makes your day and amazing, swoon-worthy hair. His cheeks are always kissable and his lips are addictive. Zhevastian always give the best hugs and have the best arms to hold when you are sad. zhevastian is perfect. The kind of person who you dream about. The kind of person you want to be with forever.

Cristal: "Damn Zhevastian is HOTTT!"
Diana: "He mine, bitch. Back off"

zhevastian by khensz June 7, 2021

Zebastian 

Damn he is a sexy beast with a big ass cock you know. Sexy beast. He is gonna take over the world one day

MAN ZEBASTIAN IS A SEXMACHINE

Zebastian by NotCompRev October 3, 2017

Zebastianify 

The act of making everything awesome. And breath takingly amazing. Something that you can love forever.

past tense : zebastianified

Hey dude can you zebastianify this?

Zebastianify by Argentina Conseula Gonzelas August 2, 2011

Zebastian 

A man who is super smart and funny, also CRAZY HOT!! He makes all the girls weak in the knees, but if he has a girl, she is the luckiest because he gives all his luv to her!! All the guys wanna be him because he's such a stud (;

Damn, that guy is a Zebastian!!

Zebastian by wavesdontdie August 15, 2016

Zevastian 

Zevastian is a silly little person and they tend to be a little freaky at times but overall Zevastian is a pretty cool person and Zevastian loves his friends so much he would do anything for them, even though he dosen’t show it he is a really sweet guy and would be a really good significant other. So whoever gets Zevastian will be in good hands.

Here comes the best person in the world, Zevastian!

Zevastian by JamieLily69 November 20, 2023

Zebastian 

a privilege little white boy who nobody likes

“omg did you hear about Zebastian he’s manipulating his girlfriend”

“It’s Zeb what do you expect”

Zebastian by fagbitch July 24, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019