zezum
look at that zezum its so smelly
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zezum • zezima • Zezima CC VET • .zebum • zeeumzayin • Zelumus • Zenuminous • Zerum • Zezima CC • Zezima Meal
Zezima CC Vet
A bunch of old slags who are 30+ years old and seek validation by calling themselves CC vets. Bunch of jobless nobodies who act tough behind a screen. They are the people in the real world known to fetch your coffee and dry cleaning. CICADA is a prime example. If you see CICADA ask him if he is a cc vet and if he responds "yes" go into the discord "discord.gg/zez". Fair warning that if you verbally destroy him he will resort to yelling over you and will make unintelligible sounds, similar to a squealing pig about to be slaughtered.
Zezima CC Vet by CCVetCucklord August 24, 2022
Zezima
Zezima by Tyler R. B. April 16, 2008
.zebum
Person 1 : Aye did u see that .zebums new post ?
Person 2 : I did . It was the best video ever created. Hes a goat.
Person 2 : I did . It was the best video ever created. Hes a goat.
.zebum by thatstickcomewithaswitch July 26, 2021
zezima
Zezima is known throughout and outside the game named "Runescape" for his abilities, skills and his life. Zezima is popular known for being in the top 1# Player of runescape including all his stats as 99. Many people have different views upon this character, some negative, some positive. Zezima could be seen as a 'god' or a role model. Some would say he is a nerd who 'needs to get a life'. However one statement is true, Zezima spends excessive amounts of time playing this game.
zezima by Jason the Aussie November 10, 2008
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