Definitions by jwd142

ones and zeroes 

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code

"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."

ones and zeroes by jwd142 August 12, 2009

van winkle 

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

van winkle by jwd142 August 11, 2009