zerospit is the sexist, funniest, and all around greatest human to
grace tiktok. they often post questionable things hinting that they are “down
bad”.
they may sometimes come off as threatening due to their dick size and sheer presence. in reality, zerospit is just a regular human with a terrifying sex drive.
Person 1: “Hey
dude have you seen zerospit’s new video?”
Person 2: “Not that bitch again, they fucked my mom. I didn’t
even know it was possible to
go 34 rounds.”