zerospit is the sexist, funniest, and all around greatest
human to grace
tiktok. they often post questionable things hinting that they are “down bad”.
they may sometimes come off as threatening due to their dick size and sheer presence. in reality, zerospit is just a regular
human with a terrifying sex drive.
Person 1: “Hey dude have you seen zerospit’s new video?”
Person
2: “Not that bitch again, they
fucked my mom. I didn’t
even know it was possible to go 34 rounds.”