zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

zensturbation

The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself into an orgasm.

I've known a few women who claimed to be capable of zensturbation, but I've never met a man who could do it.

by Michael Andreyakovich February 28, 2009