zelm

zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor
i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth
by testaculator December 22, 2005
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zelme

The other name of the female vagina. Comes from the greek(zelmos the vaginos)
My zelme is so wet right now
by the zelme September 22, 2014
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