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a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.
marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
zeeman by olle olsen September 22, 2006
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Jiang Zemin 

former Chinese leader (1992-2002). Knows many languages and hobbies. Has visited many western countries and talked with Mike Wallace. In China he is a popular figure because he is straightforward. Likes to call himself "old man" and talk about how fast Hongkong journalists can run. He likes poem. Many Chinese people want to add him a second to let him live longer. He looks like a toad with his black glasses, so many people use that to symbolize him. Probably will be the longest living Chinese in the history.
"whats your favorite Chinese poem?"
"苟利国家生死以,岂因祸福避趋之"
“what do you think of Jiang zemin?”
"+1S"
Jiang Zemin by Koizumi Hanayo July 28, 2017

Jiang Zemin 

One of the most popular president of China, who is often called old man. As he looks like a Frog, some Chinese people call him haha, which means frog in Chinese. People from other countries usually regard Jiang Zemin as a dictator, but we think him a most brilliant leader.
Jiang Zemin is so talented that he can play any kind of musical instruments.
Jiang Zemin by Spark Pan August 27, 2017
Two meanings:

1. To be a persistent and continuously ban dodge, while making it painfully obvious.

2. To be considerably obnoxious; without being a troll.
User: holy fuck you zeeling. We know it's you, spelling your name backwards is not clever.
Leez: wut r u tlking abut??
zeeling by zeekboy December 1, 2009
Zemina is a girl that is beautiful and loving , who has a lot of friends and is very funny but not only is she cute, gorgeous, magical and sexy but she is a girl you can trust
you know that girl Zemina she’s hot
Zemina by rnb rapper September 5, 2021
To act in a way to bring thoughts of Zeel to mind. Said person may thus be considered an idiot, douche, mongrel, fucktard, retard, and or many other terms.

Also modifications of the term to satisfy any forum username to express similar feelings towards a person.
"God, did you see that newbie? He's so zeeling the forums! Damnit he's like a Zeel clone!"
Zeeling by flamedance58 November 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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