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something that is SO FUCKING TERRIBLE it literally needs a new word to describe it
guy 1: hey have you seen meta runner?
guy: yeah, that shit was ZEEKY as fuck
zeeky by bad, terrible, garbage, shit September 28, 2023
Stupid, idiotic, poorly made, of low quality, bad, weak
A: "This movie is so zeeky!"
B: "I know right?"

A: "Damn, this project for school i made is very zeeky."
B: "Let me see."
Zeeky by Apache111 September 30, 2023
Zeeky, or zeekiness as used as a trait, is a measurement of social prestige and reputation. If one is zeekier than the other, they will be seen as a figure of higher importance. Zeekiness can be measured in levels (e.g: "I am currently two million zeeky")
The term zeeky also comes from the zeekian tribes of keplar nexus, who had accidentally revealed their communications (mainly entertainment) network on the app called Tiktok.
If a person has negative zeeky values, they are called a Zlab.
"Jamal is so zeeky, he must really praise Vorlax the eternal creator."

Zeeky H. Bomb 

A character in "The Demented Cartoon Movie". Shows up at random times and causes nuclear explosions by saying "zeeky boogy doog!".
Reporter: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
...
Zeeky: "Zeeky boogy doog!"
(nuclear explosion)
Zeeky H. Bomb by Tom January 17, 2004

zeeky boogy doog 

A phrase, when said, causes a nuclear explosion. This was assumed to be caused by a mysterious machine of Mars, whihc flung an explosive towards the source of the phrase, but after its destruction, Zeeky Boogy Doog was still unsafe to say, therefore something else is to blame for these nuclear explosions. Most commonly said by the infamous Zeeky H. Bomb, a bomb with a crazed look on its face.
Blah Guy:Ooh, an ant! Wait a minute, that's not an ant...
*zoom in on ant*
Ant(with Zeeky H. Bomb for a head):Zeeky Boogy Doog!
*nuclear explosion*
zeeky boogy doog by Pancake October 10, 2003

zeeky boogy doog 

By analyzing other transmissions from Mars, the following definition was procured:

Zeeky = Danger;
Boogy = Nucular;
Doog = Explosion

When uttered, these words will cause a nuclear explosion in the surounding area.
Reporter:
"Zeeky Bomb, You have been accused of being the one largely responsible for these explosions What do you have to say in your defense?"

Zeeky: "Uhhh... Zeeky Boogy Doog!" <Boom!>

Anchor: "Oh crap! that's going to be broadcast around the world!"