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a magical creature that is known for its massive rainbow coloured dick. it is an awesome creature of insane manliness and extremely aggresive when it has a sexual urge to rape. When a zedbra finds a potential rape victim, it will lure the prey in with his multi coloured penis and when the prey is close enough he will repeatedly beat the woman with his " Rod of rightouesness"  and then proceed to rape the victim. if it encounters a male, he will aggressively charge at him and beat him violently to death. if you encounter a zedbra in its natural habitat you should consider yourself lucky to see such an outstanding creature as he beats you violently to death with its pork sword.
The zedbra beat the women with his massive colored dick

Hey dude did you see that zedbra?
Zedbra Victim: too dead to talk
dude: Oh I take that as a yes
Zedbra by NuclearInsanity March 3, 2010
A person whom lives in Canada that is worth 2 centimeters. The person may also have affections for either a Ryan, Mike, or Brianna. A zedbra is commonly seen roaming around with their secret lovers Frankie.
Jordon: I live in Canada and i love you.
Ryan: aww..your such a zedbra..i love you!
zedbra by bectacular January 21, 2005

Zebra sock 

A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.
"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."

'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'

"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"
Zebra sock by Ascaredindividual October 27, 2019

Glitter Zebra 

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV
Glitter Zebra by Stinktit December 10, 2010

zebra necking 

Nuzzling necks with someone like zebras do.
"I need some zebra necking in my life"
zebra necking by Zeebies March 18, 2014

weak zebra

Usually refers to drunken women walking home alone at night.
After last call at the bar, many weak zebras can be seen roaming the streets.

Hey Johnny, I got me a weak zebra last night after the party...she was wild!