zaynis

A small cave dwelling creature. Characteristics: extremely tiny paws, leaves massive quantities of debris in dwelling, attracted to cheese, often makes bold and potentially life threatening choices. During mating season, the Zaynis roams to the forest in hunt of mates know as the Deek. Although cute, the Zaynis can be a dangerous creature, do not wake them when they are in slumber.

A wild Zaynis got into my house tonight and ate all my brie.

zaynis by notzkrem January 23, 2020

Zarnished 

To be on another level of stoned. Basically being 11/10 stoned

Bruh im super zarnished right now after those 4 blunts

Zarnished by Yung Fiji Fre$h February 13, 2019

zaynsexual

when your only attracted to zayn malik

what is your sexuality?

i happen to be zaynsexual

zaynsexual by onedirectionxoxo December 29, 2020

Zayning 

When you need to leave cause you're in a bad situation and you want to get out before it explodes in your face

Person 1: Where's Jim I'm so mad at him!
Person two: He probably Zayned out of here then.
Person one: Damn, I hate zayning

Zayning by themimeinthelibrary June 12, 2015

zaynsitive 

When you're still too heartbroken to talk about Zayn leaving One Direction.

A girl in my class wanted to talk about 1D today but I was still too zaynsitive.

zaynsitive by teaspoony March 30, 2015

Zarnish 

Zarnish is another word for Egyptian princess or goddess.

That girl is so formal and gorgeous, she's like a Zarnish

Zarnish by King Zachary March 10, 2017

zanism 

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

zanism by Artaran September 14, 2008