zavanitie
you should be more like zavanitie
zavanitie by Mad Madonna August 26, 2021
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Zavante
The man the myth the legend. Zavante is very large and warm. Zavante's glorious beard is capable of keeping any girl warm at night. Zavantes come from a rough childhoods in Detroit where they sell drugs and get raped 7 times. They later become MMA and Track champions. Zavantes being 6 foot 7 are undeniably skilled at basketball. However Zavantes most impressive skill is usage of lying and making up stuff for no reason. No one can figure out how or why he does this.. He is a furry loving and 16 year old loving man, with a wild past, and an even more wild future. Zavante's are great boyfriends to people named Emily.
Zavante let me suck his cock
Zavante by AutismSupporter April 23, 2024
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