"I regretted opening my doors this morning when a zati made its way through, effectively destroying all of my decor and leaving a most undesirable and putrid scent lingering in my living room...."
A. Zatic (aka zazzic, zaticc, zatique etc.) is the king of happy wheels mobile and many levels of the same game were named after him, such as zatic's cave and the infamous "zatic levels" (in italian "livelli zatic"). He Is a very sketchy and shady dude and he claims he had the atom bomb's blueprints. He looks like ben from the game "My talking ben".
Me: yo zazzic wassup Zatic: whahahhaah, ma che cazzo
Or
Me: zatique, just one question, have you done your homework?
Zatic: ma che cazzo
A very smart girl you ever meet! once you meet her, you never want to lose her! She has everything that Men want. ]Natural beauty], white skins, have courage, matured, kindly, funny person and its like all perfect! Great looking inside and outside
if you meet zatil, grab her so tight! dont lose her! This beautiful person never let you mad
Guy 1: hey! i want to be hers
Guy 2: me too!
Guy 1: she just so beutiful!
zatil you're honestly so much cuter than you think
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*