When you cum on a bitchestits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!"
Zapdosing Verb:When you cum on a bitchestits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!" That bitch got zapdosed ...you can tell by the static in her hair.
When you fuck your partner in the bathtub after they cheated on you, jumping out of the water and tossing the live toaster in the tub and yell “you don’t have enough badges to train me! “
When you find your partner cheating on you and you decide it’s time to go zaptosing
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.