A fat asian person who has been socially rejected by society. A zantash is often too fat to find their dick/fanny. They are usually prostitutes in south east asia, though can be found world-wide.
"Dude lets get some ladyboys!"
"Screw that man, lets get a zantash."
"Oh my god! You see that dog across the street?"
"Thats not a dog, its a zantash."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."