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Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009
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Zambonied 

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.
Zambonied by MissScarFever February 23, 2020
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Zambonied 

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would
"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"
Zambonied by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Zambonied 

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
Zambonied by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.
First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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