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Zak's Bitch 

Me
"Hi I'm Zak's Bitch"
Zak's Bitch by Zak's Bitch March 10, 2019
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A Zaksel occurs when you are buying an item in an MMORPG like World of Warcraft expecting to sell it very well but instead it won't sell at all. In the end you will lose money and regret the buy.
Oh my god, I knew that Item is going to be a Zaksel.
Hahaha, someone finally bought my item, he just got a Zaksel!
Zaksel by TheAnubis April 4, 2008

Zak’s Dad 

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
Zak’s Dad by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022
1. Quietly (at first, then later boisterously), randomly, unexpectedly, and inapropriately blacking out.

2. A failed mailman attempt
Wow, I can't believe he almost got kicked out of The Pines restaurant. I didn't even know that was possible. I guess he did have that failed mailman attempt in which he spilled beer on his shirt, interspersed with unintelligble obcenities, in front of Cody's mom. He really pulled a zaksman.
zaksman by CokeSt March 7, 2009

Zaksavashek 

Russian Word for "handsome"
Invented by Stalin
"Trotsky wasnt very Zaksavashek" - Stalin

Girl 1 : woah, that guy is very handsome
Russian exchange student : He is pretty Zaksavashek.

The Dancing russian guy is really Zaksavashek.
Zaksavashek by P-apaStalin April 5, 2019
the name of a person that is a friend of zak, typically a very kind and loving person who deserve all the recognition in the world.
hi i’m a zakster and i’m really cool
zakster by john doe anon July 17, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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