yurglette 

An explosive banana that goes up your ass.

"Grandma! What are you doing with my yurglette!!"

yurglette by Gladan April 16, 2014

yoglette 

A infantile yogurt, usually flavored strawberry or vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated police.)

If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.

When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.

Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.

Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.

Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."

That yoglette is misbehaving it better grow up soon.

Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.

I love my baby yoglettes.

yoglette by bILBOY32 August 8, 2016

yoglette 

The juvenile form of a yogurt. Typically found in a weight watcher's program, and in your mothers refrigerator. Many yoglettes are vanilla, but some have been known to have been created as strawberry kiwi, peach, blueberry, and other assorted flavors (fuck yoplait.) Also yoplait is the antichrist of young yoglettes as they expect yoglettes to be different flavors. A yoplaitologist is one who studies yoplait flavors.

Phil: "Honey did you hide the yoglettes again?"
Phil's bitchy wife: "YEAH they are in my stomach you fart sniffer!"

yoglette by bILBOY32 September 14, 2016