yur mum 

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds

You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world

yur mum by 1 like=1 v-buck giveaway July 25, 2018

yur mum 

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

yur mum by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018

Yur mum 

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

Yur mum by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022

yurmum 

the best insult one can ever use, that never gets old

Fucktard: ya well your ugly and cant read no good
AssClown: yurmum
Fucktard: ouch, buuuuurrrrn
AssClown: ya you'd better get some ice for that burn

yurmum by ord May 25, 2003

yurmum 

Your Mum (Mom, or Mother).

"Yurmums so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers only half of her turned to dust."

yurmum by yurmuum April 29, 2021

Yurmum 

In reference to your mother; possibly others mothers

Im sorry son, but yurmum is in the hospital.

Yurmum by Yuri-Tarded Son September 12, 2022