yurmum

the best insult one can ever use, that never gets old

Fucktard: ya well your ugly and cant read no good
AssClown: yurmum
Fucktard: ouch, buuuuurrrrn
AssClown: ya you'd better get some ice for that burn

by ord May 25, 2003

yurmum

Your Mum (Mom, or Mother).

"Yurmums so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers only half of her turned to dust."

by yurmuum April 29, 2021

Yurmum

In reference to your mother; possibly others mothers

Im sorry son, but yurmum is in the hospital.

by Yuri-Tarded Son September 12, 2022

yermum

1) One of the many phrases synomynous with the British chav due to their useage of the phrase.

2) A conversation filler or random answer to a question that is unknown, used in a mocking tone of the abforementioned chav

1) Chav: Inni man, like I saw yermum at MaccyDs da ova day

2) Normal Person 1: What's the date today?
Normal Person 2: Yermum

by Slumping Silhouette April 13, 2006

Yourmumg3y

The ghost of banned SoundCloud rapper who haunts the roads of Lakewood and Miami. He is also spotted near a highway, Southwest Miami Senior H/S, and an apartment complex.

Guy 1: It’s that a ghost!
Guy 2: I don’t see it.
Ghost: AY PADRE!!!
Antibollaso: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh look. The ghost of Yourmumg3y.

by Flickzerino November 13, 2019

yermum

British version of yo momma

I had yermum last night. Good, not great.

by Phinn October 7, 2003

yourmumgaylol

a insult to say against the mentaly retarded

hey bob yourmumgaylol

by archer watkins March 4, 2019