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the best insult one can ever use, that never gets old
Fucktard: ya well your ugly and cant read no good
AssClown: yurmum
Fucktard: ouch, buuuuurrrrn
AssClown: ya you'd better get some ice for that burn
by ord May 25, 2003
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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"Yurmums so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers only half of her turned to dust."
by yurmuum April 29, 2021
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yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe
Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is
by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018
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A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world
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